Pop quiz!
Refusing to put down your snacks during activities that require your undivided attention: Mantastic or No?
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Has Chuck Norris Met His Match?
Chuck Norris seems to be fighting two worthy opponents here! Don Wong, ready to take down San Francisco's toughest and whitest crime boss, and Chuck's own unbelievable chest hair.
Who will win???
The Curious Case Of Matt Jacobs
We've got a conundrum at HQ. Our compatriot, Matt Jacobs, who drew the Cheadle as his style, showed up for the Check-In yesterday and even took a photo. Great, right? Well, the catch is that there was no Cheadle on his face. He looked like a contestant in the Freestyle category. Now, he wasn't confused as to which category he was in. He knew. Matt explained his situation by boldly proclaiming that he wasn't going to shave his style until the last day. Furthermore, if anyone had any problems with that, he didn't care and promptly flipped us all the bird.
Now....
First let me say that his defiance is most definitely Mantastic. Period. On the other hand, though, why get into a contest where you know the rules, but openly declare that you won't follow them? Sure, it makes you stand out from the crowd, but does it allow you to still call yourself a contestant, which is the whole point to begin with? And wouldn't the refusal to shave and wear your style for four weeks also constitute some sort of cowardice or soft underbelly?
What is your opinion? Second chance? Boot him now? Let's hear you.
Now....
First let me say that his defiance is most definitely Mantastic. Period. On the other hand, though, why get into a contest where you know the rules, but openly declare that you won't follow them? Sure, it makes you stand out from the crowd, but does it allow you to still call yourself a contestant, which is the whole point to begin with? And wouldn't the refusal to shave and wear your style for four weeks also constitute some sort of cowardice or soft underbelly?
What is your opinion? Second chance? Boot him now? Let's hear you.
Yo Soy Retardo
In a bit of shocking news, I've misplaced the photo of someone who did show up yesterday. Oh, but not just anyone, mind you. It was the photo of near-shoo-in and cataclysmically Mantastic Chester A. Arthur Candidate Kip Larsen. Seems I have to take another photo and I really feel badly about that.
Ooofah.
This is worse than that one time I realized I'd dropped my wallet into the toilet after I'd already done my business. That was an unclogging I won't soon forget.
Ooofah.
This is worse than that one time I realized I'd dropped my wallet into the toilet after I'd already done my business. That was an unclogging I won't soon forget.
Screw It!
We've got some photos left to be taken, but those people might get voted off the island before you know it.
Here is your Week #2 Check-In!
William H. Taft:
The Colonel:
Chester A. Arthur:
Van Fucking Buren:
Freestyle Presidential Manscaping:
Cheadle For President:
Here is your Week #2 Check-In!
William H. Taft:
The Colonel:
Chester A. Arthur:
Van Fucking Buren:
Freestyle Presidential Manscaping:
Cheadle For President:
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)