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Ladies and germs, I give you Joe Engelke!

Joe shaved on Wednesday, ready to roll, but broke his ribs and fractured his his kidney and couldn't come to work. He's better now. Joe rolled to see his fate, chickened a couple of times for luck, and then found that his luck had run out.

Joe Engelke: Cheadle For President!



Welcome aboard, Joe.

Note: I've retroactively updated previous posts with regards to Joe's entry. FYI.

Have A Good Weekend

Our good friend Mantasm took the day off today to bear down and push out some serious hair this weekend. You best buckle down yourselves. Check-In #2 is only five days away!

Hello, Denmark!

While checking our Global Visitors Map, I saw that we had a visitor from Denmark. Copenhagen, to be exact, home of the famous Tivoli Garden (right).

To learn more about our Danish friends, click here.

And to our Danish visitors, welcome.

Goats?

Heck yeah!

Why the F not? That's more beard than you'll ever grow!

David Gibson: Kissing Babies

The guy is looking for support, folks. He needs votes (a lot of them!) and he ain't too proud to beg, sweet darling!

He sent me these photos of himself and his lovely girlfriend at the gun range. His lady is cute and those are some mighty fine guns, but do the trimmings and trappings of Mantasticness make a man Mantastic through and through?


It's a good question for discussion.


So discuss, already!

Are You Serious?

This morning, I heard someone say, "Edward James Olmos is not Mantastic." Mind you, it was a voice in my head that is constantly taunting me and mischievously contradictory, but I heard it nonetheless. Normally, I have difficulty wrestling with the conundrums that my internal voices generate, but this one was so absurd that it was easily dismissed. Edward James Olmos, as shown here in Blade Runner, was a complete badass, spoke about five potent words in two hours, and used origami as an in-your-face intimidation tool. I mean, who can even debate the quality and quantity of his mojo? Nobody, that's who. That he was sporting a bitching Colonel only makes the discussion even more ridiculous.

Those of you growing The Colonel, I'm sorry. That bar is incredibly high. You're in good company, though. That's something you can hang your futuristic fedora on.

Quein Es Mas Macho?

Seth Green or...just about anyone, actually.

Dude!



Former Mantastic Daisy Shelley Campbell says, "How unfortunate for Seth Green. He used to be cute but now I think I am turned off for good."

And how. Click here to see more, if that's your thing.

Man, That Was Tasty!

How does a man clean the meat out of his teeth after tearing through a hearty meal? With toothpicks that taste like other meats!

I'm calling it right here. Bacon is the Official Meat of Mantastic 2008 featuring Don Cheadle and The Funky Presidents.

Mo' po'k!

Mantastic Defined

This is not how we are using the word, but I think that this is probably how we like to think we're using the word, even though we're not. At all.

1. mantastic

Feeling fantastic after the successful completion of a particularly macho feat.

Following his fifth keg of beer, Kevin ripped the horn off of his pet narwhal, and then nailed his porn-star girlfriend for hours. Subsequently, he felt mantastic.

Mr. Don Cheadle

If one of you knows Mr. Don Cheadle, hair farmer and one of the finest actors working today, would you mind sending him the link to this site, because that would be cool, I think.

Figured I'd ask.