At the end of this contest, we're having a massive Shave Off, where we'll save all of the hair that falls to the floor and make a pillow for the overall champion. We'll probably have someone's grandmother embroider a bunch of flowers on it and the words, "Home Sweet Home," or, "Don't Put This Pillow In Your Mouth" and present it to the winner.
That is going to be a day, let me tell you.
Anyone have a grandmother they can recommend?