Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Get Out The Vote!

All the photos are posted! All of the candidates are preparing their campaigns! It's time to vote, vote, vote!

How you vote is up to you. Do you like a bushy thatch? Do you give bonus points for presentation? Your criteria are your own. You decide. It's your vote; do with it what you will.

Here's how you do what you do:

1. Look over all the candidates in the progressions below. Click the images to make them larger.
2. If you've narrowed your choices to maybe two or three candidates per style, go back to their Week #5 animated gifs by clicking the Weekly Check-Ins link in the column to the left. More data should help you decide.
3. Email me with one (1) candidate from each category. I should have a total of six votes from each voter, since there are six categories.

That's it. That's how easy it all is. Do your due diligence, make an informed decision, and mail in your "ballot."

Good fricking luck!

Candidates: William H. Taft









Candidates: The Colonel











Candidates: Chester A. Arthur










Candidates: Van Fucking Buren






Candidates: Freestyle Presidential Manscaping


aka Itchy, The Saw Scarf


aka Dr. Teeth


aka Man Helmet Chin Strapus


aka America: F@#$ Yeah!


aka The Juggler's Balls


aka Dr. Freaktime's New Hair Experience, Ltd. Featuring Redzilla


aka Derection (not a typo)


aka Sgt. Necky


aka Throat Cobra or, Snakes On A Face


aka Seamus


aka Jordan's Labyrinth, Starring David Bowie


aka Electrochops


aka Auburn Bristle Conspiracy


aka Tiger Attack