Gear Here! Get Your Mantastic Gear!

Finally.



What says Mantastic more than hot chicks with guns? Not much that I can think of. Samurai swords are about 1/5th as Mantastic, by my reckoning.

Click here or the link in the column on the left to visit the Official Mantastic 2008 Store! Lots of colors to choose from.

Women's styles available, too!


Yeah, boyee.

Bum Rush The Prize Table!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! Not all at once! It's another prize donation!

Mantastic 2008 Friend Niketa says:

"I'll contribute a year's subscription to Maxim.

Congrats on all the robust beardage over there!"

Holy cow! That's one year of esoteric features on body washes and fantastic interviews with the hot lady starlets of today! All you have to do is win!

k-POW!

Our First Prize Donation!

Freestyler Kane Brassington has graciously donated the Self-Adhesive Stylish Mustaches kit from the good people over at Accoutrements. It's perfect for those who stink at growning moustaches, so the lucky winner will probably be giving it to a friend of family member, because, duh, he's a winner and therefore can grow his own, thank you very much!

Big ups to Kane-o!

An Open Letter To Mantasticles

Dear Mantastic 2008,

I’m writing to thank you with all my heart for renewing the love in my marriage. Now that my Colonel is nearing full thatch, every time I walk into the room, Nancy shakes her head and rolls her eyes. And I know that it’s because she is so overcome with the feelings of being so fortunate of having me as her own.

When she begs me to get rid of it each morning, I am certain it is out of concern of the other men who will not stand a chance at love until I shave it off.

And on the occasions that I catch her staring at me from across the room and she replies, “ugh…stupid,” as she leaves the room, I’m sure it’s because she is embarrassed at being caught in the act of such blatant adoration.

It’s all very sweet and I have you gentlemen to thank for it.

I owe you.

-Blair Clark