Week #3!

Why is it Week #3? We've only completed two weeks! Well, it's the start of the third week, therefore, Week #3.

Don't fight it. It's not that important.

William H. Taft:

Jim McVay

Stacz Sadowski

Joe Bailey

Paul Hill

Ryan Hood

Jess Vickery

Scott Liedtka

Jance Rubinchik

Steve Reding

The Colonel:

Alex Stockwell

Eric Baker

Will Groebe

Lee Hahn

Robert Alves

Rowdy Roddy Rogaine

Sanjay Das

Brian Mendenhall

Kirk Larkins

Austin Eddy

Blair Clark

Chester A. Arthur:

Brian Smith

James Brown

Jacob Telleen

Robert Dorris

Kip Larsen

Todd Elliott

Geoff Wheeler

Chris Halstead

Mike Brunet

Jesse Jensen

Van Fucking Buren:

Jonny Tal, Jonny Tal

Rally Chimp

David Gibson

Hans Brekke

Patrick Danaher

Ken Voss

Freestyle Presidential Manscaping:

Adam Gerardin

Nick Overstreet

Daniel Basse

Nate Fredenburg

Howard Campbell

Mantasm

Kevin Cureton

Neal Hoover

Morgan Loomis

Kane Brassington

Jordan Schilling

Devin Breese

Dave Kujawski

Page Frakes

Cheadle For President:

Blaise Panfalone

David Behrens

Joe Engelke

Tony Lobay

Russell Darling

Ryan Todd

M Stevens

Andrew Gardner

Allan Gersten

Nathan Abbot

Steve Moros

Matt Jacobs

Tom Schelesny

Let's give them all a big round of applause, shall we?

Nearly There

I'm 3/5ths of the way through uploading Check-In photos. There are a lot of them. Oofah.

In the meantime, check out this prison mugshot. Taken at Chuck E. Cheese, which, I hear, is not unlike a psychiatric prison where the inmates (aka kids) are running the asylum.

Pool Closed!

We're two weeks in and nobody's shaved! That's kind of amazing.

The Shave Pool vote turned out like this:

Ryan Todd: 2 votes
Nathan Abbot: 6 votes
Tom Schelesny: 24 votes
James Brown: 14 votes

So far, everyone who voted is wrong, but things can change very quickly. Stay tuned...

Steady, Kids

While you're waiting for the Check-In photos, watch this video, submitted by Freestyler Kane Brassington. It's one of his favorites.

Quote Of The Week

"Freddie Mercury called. He wants his moustache back."
- Mrs. Clark, to husband Blair while on set in Mexico via video-conference.

The bummer for Blair is that he's rocking a Colonel! Mercury's got a Taft! Apparently his chin bit doesn't show up on video-conferencing.

Check-In: Soon!

For those of you obsessively clicking the Refresh button hoping to see Week #3 Check-In Photos, take a break. They're coming, but they're not coming that quickly. Not as quickly as your last boyfriend.

I'll post them after I'm finished taking them. Can't ask for more than that.

Accept No Substitutes

Word on the streets is that a nearby film studio is also conducting a facial hair growing...something or another. It's not a contest and it's only moustaches, so in my mind, it's probably not terribly Mantastic, either. It's called Moustache 2008.

Brilliant.

Mind you, this is the same studio that brought you the classic motion picture Finding A Bug's Incredible Toy Cars, Inc., so you know that there's a massive shortage of creativity over there.

Bah!

Mantastic 2008: It's The Real Deal

Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle

I have seen it myself. This is not a hoax. This is not third party. This is not "I know a guy who knows a guy who has seen it." This is fact!

Matt Jacobs: style carved and ready for Check-In!

Tom Schelesny: style carved and ready for Check-In!

Holy cats.

Now if we could only find Lee Hahn and Sanjay Das, we'd be in great shape.

See you at Check-In!

Mantastic Gear!

Hello.

We're currently working on designs for Mantastic 2008 branded T-shirts, but in the meantime, amuse yourself with these fabulous items!

Abe Lincoln: Zombie Hunter


Chester A. Arthur


William H. Taft


Martin Van Buren

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