I've been crunching some numbers. Here's what I've found, in terms of how Check-In attendance correlates to hair style:
William H. Taft: 100% attendance
The Colonel: 72.7 % attendance
Chester A. Arthur: 90 % attendance
Van Fucking Buren: 100% attendance
Freestyle Presidential Manscaping: 100% attendance
Cheadle For President: 76.9% attendance
Hmm...
With the Cheadle sporting such currently low turnout and two of the ones that did show whimpering about dropping out, should we rethink our original thoughts about how badass the Cheadle is? Or is this a case that it's so badass that participants are actually afraid of it. It could also be that the Cheadle has the highest number of bitchy babies in the category. On the opposite end, the Manscapers have the largest number of candidates and they all showed up. That's some enthusiasm; that's some solidarity.
To sum up:
Thumbs up for Tafts, Van Burens, and Freestylers.
Thumbs down for Arthurs, Colonels, and Cheadles.
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People, people! Welcome to Mantastic 2008, featuring yours truly, Don Cheadle, and the Funky Presidents. We've got Van Buren in the house, we've got Taft...hell, we even got Colonel Sanders. He ain't even a President, but we got him anyway.
Here's the deal, folks. We are the employees of a visual effects studio where we like to tap the bottle and tip it back. We're growing facial hair and it's a contest that goes for one month. Middle of January through middle of February. One month devoted to the dopest styles in history. You'll be shaving it all off for your ladies just in time to get some sweet lovin' on Valentine's Day.
Amen, brother.
Here's the deal, folks. We are the employees of a visual effects studio where we like to tap the bottle and tip it back. We're growing facial hair and it's a contest that goes for one month. Middle of January through middle of February. One month devoted to the dopest styles in history. You'll be shaving it all off for your ladies just in time to get some sweet lovin' on Valentine's Day.
Amen, brother.
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5 comments:
STOP CRUNCHING NUMBERS, START POSTING PHOTOS!!1!
the ladies want the pictures. don't keep our adoring public at bay any longer!
I think the world should know just which Cheadles are wussin' out.
Post up rally chimp.
Post up.
dude. the cheadle is totally hot -- you're just dealing with a bunch of sissy whiners that are soiling the great name of cheadle. i vote they be outed and told to man up, this is mantastic for christ's sake!
Yeah, chimpy mcChimperson. give us their heads or we're taking yours!
Freestyle manscaping is such the sissy way out.. I cant believe you even allowed this category. Lets see... go four weeks without shaving... gee, thats a tough one.
Coincidence that this category has more entrants than any other? I think not. So much so that some were willing to drop upwards of $50 to get this category? Sissies!! I say bring back the Neanderthal and the Neckbeard!!!
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