Let's Organize This A Little

The Candidates by Category:

William H. Taft:
Steve Reding
Jance Rubinchik
Jess Vickery
Scott Liedtka
Joe Bailey
Paul Hill
Ryan Hood
Jim McVay
Stacz Sadowski


The Colonel:
Brian Mendenhall
Lee Hahn
Kirk Larkins, aka The Kirkle
Austin Eddy
Blair Clark
Robert Alves
Rowdy Roddy Rogaine
Sanjay Das
Alex Stockwell
Eric Baker
Will Groebe


Chester A. Arthur:
Geoff Wheeler
Robert Dorris
Mike Brunet
Chris Halstead
Jesse Jensen
Kip Larsen
Todd Elliott
Brian Smith
Jim Brown
Jacob Telleen


Van Fucking Buren:
David Gibson
Hans Brekke
Patrick Danaher
Ken Voss
Jonny Tal, Jonny Tal
Rally Chimp


Freestyle Presidential Manscaping:
Kane Brassington
Jordan Schilling
Devin Breese
Dave Kujawski
Page Frakes
Howard Campbell
David Link
Kevin Cureton
Neal Hoover
Morgan Loomis
Adam Gerardin
Nick Overstreet
Daniel Basse
Nate Fredenburg


Cheadle For President:
Allan Gersten
Nathan Abbot
Steve Moros
Matt Jacobs
Tom Schelesny
Russell Darling
Ryan Todd
M Stevens
Andrew Gardner
Blaise Panfalone
David Behrens
Joe Engelke


Also...

9 William H. Tafts
11 Colonels
10 Chester A. Arthurs
6 Van Fucking Burens
14 Freestyle Presidential Manscapings
12 Cheadle For Presidents

Better?

(Note: someone check the math, please. I'm tired.)