Well, he doesn't have a wooden leg, nor does he have wooden testicles. He's got the real deal. A former Mantastic participant, Brian was saddled with the Selleck the first time around (similar to the Taft, but less Presidential, more beefcake). He went through sleepless nights wondering if he was going to get the Neckbeard at Check-In and claims that the ordeal made him stronger. He pushed heavily for the Neckbeard to be included again this time around. "Wait, I thought this was a contest for men!," he shouted in vain. Well, there was no Neckbeard, so he pushed for the 50/50 or the Half 'n Half. Half beard, half clean, or, "two beards, one face," if you will. In his mind, this would truly separate the men from the boys. To his chagrin, there would be no 50/50, either.
In either the boldest move in bearded history or a psychotic grab for attention (or both!), Brian has shaved off half his beard. Holy smokes. Not only has he shaved it off, but he went out in public with the results. Hot dang!
Kudos to former Mantastic Daisy Shelley Campbell for having the iron stomach to sit behind the camera for this one.
Click here to see this thing in action!
The 50/50 lives!!
(Note: The guy I knew with the wooden leg was Prime Minister Pete Nice. FYI.)
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