People, people! Welcome to Mantastic 2008, featuring yours truly, Don Cheadle, and the Funky Presidents. We've got Van Buren in the house, we've got Taft...hell, we even got Colonel Sanders. He ain't even a President, but we got him anyway.
Here's the deal, folks. We are the employees of a visual effects studio where we like to tap the bottle and tip it back. We're growing facial hair and it's a contest that goes for one month. Middle of January through middle of February. One month devoted to the dopest styles in history. You'll be shaving it all off for your ladies just in time to get some sweet lovin' on Valentine's Day.
So, I was checking our visitors map again and found that we've gotten some recurring hits from Lake Mary, Florida. A relative, perhaps? Close friend of a Mantastic Candidate? Who knows, but regardless, we're happy to see you!
And when in Lake Mary, be sure to stop by the Events Center. Something's always going on! Heck, you should even think about moving there, since Lake Mary has been ranked #1 in Florida and #4 in the United States as Best Place To Live!
2 comments:
where the hell is florida?
i think don cheadle summers in lake mary. perhaps his butler or something is reading.
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