People, people! Welcome to Mantastic 2008, featuring yours truly, Don Cheadle, and the Funky Presidents. We've got Van Buren in the house, we've got Taft...hell, we even got Colonel Sanders. He ain't even a President, but we got him anyway.
Here's the deal, folks. We are the employees of a visual effects studio where we like to tap the bottle and tip it back. We're growing facial hair and it's a contest that goes for one month. Middle of January through middle of February. One month devoted to the dopest styles in history. You'll be shaving it all off for your ladies just in time to get some sweet lovin' on Valentine's Day.
One of our lucky winners is actually a loser! We got this hideous prize donation and, to be honest, it gives me the shivers! One pack of Grillz candy. Put it in your mouth, pretend you've got a sweet metal grill. Then you eat it. The slogan printed on the package? "Have fun!" At least it's watermelon flavored.
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