People, people! Welcome to Mantastic 2008, featuring yours truly, Don Cheadle, and the Funky Presidents. We've got Van Buren in the house, we've got Taft...hell, we even got Colonel Sanders. He ain't even a President, but we got him anyway.
Here's the deal, folks. We are the employees of a visual effects studio where we like to tap the bottle and tip it back. We're growing facial hair and it's a contest that goes for one month. Middle of January through middle of February. One month devoted to the dopest styles in history. You'll be shaving it all off for your ladies just in time to get some sweet lovin' on Valentine's Day.
My neighbor's been trying to start his car outside for about twenty minutes, flooding the hell out of the engine and burning out his starter motor. God bless his persistence, but that vehicle is not Mantastic. It's chanky.
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