Tomorrow's Check-In Legend

You know how, at the bottom of maps, they have the legend that tells you how long a mile is and what color the railroads are? Well, this is the road map to your sorrow tomorrow at the Check-In. 

Roll the die, take your chances.

One: William H. Taft



Two: The Colonel



Three: Chester A. Arthur



Four: Van Fucking Buren



Five: Freestyle Presidential Manscaping



Six: Cheadle For President!



It's on the internet, therefore it must be true! No room for debate now. It's etched in stone! Although I have two bucks that says that Kirk tries to weasel something regardless.