Welcome to Friday!This week was a total clusterfuck, what with people not showing up for Check-In, showing up for Check-In but refusing to shave, and showing up for Check-In with girlfriend-approved versions of their selected styles.
Excuse me a moment while I @#$% puke!!
There is one perfect way to get this thing back on track. Two ways, now that I think about it for a gigasecond.
1. Go home, spend two solid, uninterrupted weekend days farming your hair, then come in Wednesday shaved like a winner. Pow. No explanations, no whining, no cock-and-bull stories.
Or...
2. We trim the excess. Get rid of the deadbeats. Separate the wheat from the chaff. Losers go home.
Don't be the chaff. Be the wheat!!
2 comments:
Wheatz!!!
Judging by your poll votes, you are all in for a surprise. Do not underestimate Schelesny's ability to sport a truly disturbing look. Those of you who were at Tippett in 1999 will remember that Thomas had a giant goatee, accompanied by a shaved head, and a stubble mohawk (and those overalls...).
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