Prize For A Real Man

Or for a very ballsy woman. Actually, I don't know what I'm talking about.

It's Brawndo, people, The Thirst Mutilator!


"Brawndo's got what plants crave! Brawndo's got electrolytes. And that's what plants crave. They crave electrolytes. Which is what Brawndo has. And that's why plants crave Brawndo. Not water, like from the toilet."

Says so right on the can. Go to www.brawndo.com to read more about this miracle non-thirstiness tool!