You People = Crazy

What's more Mantastic than getting punched in the face by Mantasm himself? Chocolate that tastes like bacon, that's what.


This prize was created by someone who should be arrested on principle. Who wakes up in the morning and thinks, "I'm going to start a company today that makes bacon-flavored chocolate bars and call that company Vosges." What in the wide world of internet pr0n makes someone do something like that? I can't tell you, but one of our lucky winners will receive this 85 gram bar of lunacy. 41% cacao!! That's got a huge street value in Calcutta.

I'm jabbering. I'll stop.